March 2012
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huntthemdown asked: fucking love you!
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bleedinghart88 replied to your post: MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGPREEJACULATE
You could invest in house slippers with headlights. :-P
Yes. This is brilliant! I’m just going to strap those headband flashlights on my ankles from now on. PROBLEM SOLVED. <3You’re awesome :D
huntthemdown replied to your post: MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGPREEJACULATE
>=[ fuccckkk i blame it all on your roomate!
I swear to christ. I think she sets up like Dominoes and just tosses lego pieces on the floor at night before she goes to bed. One night I’m just going to scream the most blasphemous string of obscenities and watch her have a heart attack. Serves her right. >:D
nuclearicefruit replied to your post: MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGPREEJACULATE
DX DX
Yeah. But then I peed and nothing hurt. So It was okay in the end. XD
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MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGPREEJACULATE
Why?
WHY ARE ALL THE LIGHTS OFF?
I’m trying to navigate the kitchen/hallway in darkness. You know what happens?
I trip over the dog’s water bowl. WHO THE FUCK PUT A RUG HERE? AND. And I almost impaled myself on a dustpan handle.
BUY A FUCKING NIGHT LIGHT.
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